There are so many factors that create this problem. The main one is the deterioration of the human body. If the mind is working well, the eyes and ears are way past warrenty and the neck muscles are stricken with rigor mortis. Or all that works fine but the mind is slipping into the astral. No combination of those things are any good, but don't forget stubborn pride. They avoid responsibility and endanger other people's lives just because they'll be damned if any young upstart tells them they can't drive anymore!

  When a kid asks his parents why he should look both ways before crossing a street, this should be the answer they get: If you don't stay out of the damned street, an old person will kill you with their car and probably won't even realize it.

  These are the people who are doing all the "asian man over 30" driving offenses but multiplied by a factor of 10. For instance, they would be 10 times slower while steering into high speed traffic. Or 10 times less likely to realize that they just drove all day with the left turn signal flashing. Or instead of accidentally hitting a deer on a mountain road, they plow through 4 deer, 2 dogs, 1 rabbit, 2 cats and a kid... or something to that effect.

  5 middle fingers for my geriatric friends!
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  It will become evident why I'm singling out the male population soon enough. This particular entry is an exception to my theme, though. I'm trashing black, male drivers because almost all black women in the U.S. seem to be attentive drivers. Maybe lacking testosterone make black women decent pilots in the U.S. (Keep this exception in mind when you reach the end of the article).

  Anyways, remember those old Bugs Bunny cartoons where a character is starving and he hallucinates that other characters are steaks, chicken legs and other food items? I can only imagine that this happens when a U.S. black dude looks at his car. But instead of food, he sees a big, veiny boner. A dick he can get inside of and drive.
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  Black people in the U.S. have the unique misfortune of having an aggressive and materialist mockery of a culture created for them by groups that do not have their best interests in mind. This is a United States-specific black culture that I go in detail examining in another article. So the product is a person who drives with all those lovely qualities woven into every action.

   So they're the guys doing what the aforementioned adolescents do: Cutting people off, tail-gating, driving erratically... anything aggressive or ostentatious. So yeah, 4 middle fingers!
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U.S. Black Men
Old People
  This group encompasses men and women of every race! Anyone over 60 and driving is routinely doing messed-up things to other drivers. I can never tell if they even know that they're doing it. I always look over and see them sitting low in the seat, looking down their nose at the windshield with their mouth open and a confused expression on their face.
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